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Oh! What a coincidence! UGLY starts with “U”

:DD

how do you call iron woman?

FE male

"Katawan lang ang habol niyo sakin"

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Corny
Nanay: (tinuro yung dream) " I want to be Accountant" tignan mo anak nangyari naman yung nakalagay sa yearbook namin
AKO: Paano kaya pag may yearbook din sa college tapos ganyan ang ilalagay ko " I want to be (insert my present course)" hahaha sigurado mangyayari
Nanay : weh.
ako: -.-

HAHAHA!

Old Jokes
Pedro: Juan anong english ng BULAK?
Juan: yun lan? ei di Cotton.
Pedro: eh pag BULAKLAK?
Juan: parang yun lang eh, COTTONTON

Athena

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Yung bumiili ako ng cake tapos hinawa ko, Athena!:D

(Source: misterblogger)

"If you fall, I’ll be there"

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